Beyonce is Sasha Fierce

No seriously. Beyonce wants to be known as Sasha Fierce for her new album of the same title that is due out on November 18, 2008. Apparently, Sasha Fierce is her alter ego and takes over on stage turning her into this wicked performer who is just outspoken and crazy. Oh, shut up.

Yeah, so Beyonce wants everyone to think of her as Sasha Fierce, which really sounds like a drag queen name to be quite honest and does nothing for her image but make her sound incredibly stupid. But then, sometimes stupid needs to come out and play, too.

So Beyonce is Sasha Fierce. Hey, it all worked out well for Garth Brooks when he became Chris Gaines and for Diddy who became Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, and so on and so forth.

Jennifer Aniston tell John Mayer to Shut His Trap

Jennifer Aniston made sure to tell John Mayer that he better keep his trap shut this time around. And not only his mouth, he better keep his fingers to himself... at least when it comes to blogging. 

Jennifer Aniston wants to keep their relationship private and intimate rather than constantly sharing every mover they make with TMZ. I'm not sure if John Mayer can handle that, but then, I'm sure he already got all the publicity he needed the first time around. 

Stay tuned for more news on their quintuplet pregnancy and upcoming shotgun wedding.

50 Cent's The Money and The Power on MTV

Looks like even 50 Cent has jumped on the reality show bandwagon and wants to cash in. Go, go, go...

50 Cent plans to do a reality show called The Money and The Power on MTV starting November 6, 2008, and the show is essentially like The Apprentice, except that, instead of "You're Fired," 50 Cent will tell those dismissed to "Get the f*ck outta here."

It looks like it could be interesting as 50 Cent pits books smarts against street smarts. Unfotunately, it seems like all 14 contestants are about ready to go gangsta on each other. Waving their fingers in the air and talking like they're trying out for an ebonics competition.

My favorite part of the trailer is when he tells one girl that she's a "poor man's Lil' Kim." I mean, come on, Lil' Kim is a poor man's Lil' Kim.

Guy Ritchie Dating Kelly Reilly

Well, first we discover that Madonna is boffing Alex Rodriguez like there's no tomorrow, and now we discover that Guy Ritchie isn't exactly crying into a pint of Haagen Dazs. It seems Guy Ritchie is dating Kelly Reilly, an actress he's directing in his upcomign flick Sherlock Holmes, which also stars Robert Downey Jr.

Kelly Reilly is only 31, which is a far cry from 50-year-old Madonna. Also, it looks like she doesn't work out 4 hours a day and perhaps might eat a steak or two every now and then.

Perhaps Guy Ritchie might finally be able to have sex with a woman where he's the dom. It looks like Kelly Reilly might let him take the bull by the horns.

Miley Cyrus Hacker Josh Holly Busted

Remember all those half-naked pictures of Miley Cyrus that kept popping up online by some notorious hacker whose life mission it was to make Miley Cyrus pay for being such a good girl in the eyes of the public?

Well, his name is Josh Holly and he's been busted. Apparently, the police raided 19-year-old Josh Holly's Tennessee home and seized his computer equipment after learning that he was bragging to friends about posting up images of Miley Cyrus in her underwear online by hacking into her phone and private online accounts.

Obviously, Josh Holly is a stalker of sorts and what's sad about this is that he is talented. Unfortunately, he's using his talent to do stupid things. Hopefully, Miley Cyrus will also wise up and stop taking pictures of herself in her underwear. Stay tuned for her sex tape in a couple of months.  

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt at Changeling Premiere

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made their frist appearance together at the premiere of The Changeling since the birth of their twins, and by the looks of the adoring public, everyone was happy to see Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie looking so in love.

Angelina Jolie looks like she never had twins because she looks as perfect as ever. And she even had time to get two new tattoos of the coordinates of her twins' birthplace.

So here are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the New York City premiere of The Changeling on Saturday October 4, 2008.

Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Dancing with the Stars

Personally, I think that Kim Kardashian really is a beautiful girl, unfortunately, she can't dance for her life. The girl has no rhythm or rhyme about her and watching her trying to move on the dance floor is just sad.

Of coruse, the judges had no problem calling her things like "cold as ice" and I'm sure that gave her huge ego a much needed kick in the pants. Nevertheless, Kim Kardashian got the boot on September 30, 2008, so all you haters never have to see her on the show again.

All this is a little bit shocking because Kim Kardashian seems to be really, really good at sex.

But for sh*ts and giggles, take a look at Kim Kardashian's last dance with partner Mark Ballas.