John Mayer Defends Britney Spears Lip Synching in Australia Concert

Britney Spears is really upset that her Australian fans are issuing their complaints regarding her lip synching in her concert in Perth last Friday (November 6). After just three songs, angry fans started to storm out of the venue because they thought the tickets they bought between $182 and $1370 was not worth it because she was lip synching! Good thing, Britney gained an ally in the person of John Mayer. The 31 year old Mayer was also in Australia to promote his album. He said in his Twitter that: "If you're shocked that Britney was lip-synching at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you."

Fans were outraged because of the high ticket prices and the 'impersonal' treatment of Britney Spears herself. The 27 year old Womanizer singer did not even complement Perth as the venue but she gave a generic welcome saying: 'What's up Australia?' What's up with that, Britney? It's simply rude not to mention the city you're in when greeting your audience. That's just too lame.

 

Proof to this, a Britney Spears fan named Wendy Di Renzo lamented that the concert "was so impersonal" and Britney did not even bother to interact properly with her audience. What's worse is that "there were no big TV screens projecting the action, so if you didn't know Britney, you might have even doubted it was her". Another angry fan blurted out that: "I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synched the whole thing". Because of these, politicians in Australia are now trying to enact a law that will force music promoters to inform people whether a concert will be live or lip-synched beforehand. Britney, you better be good because you're going in Melbourne for another concert on November 11!

John Mayer Debuts Heartbreak Warfare Song

John Mayer debuted his new breakup song "Heartbreak Warfare" aboard the Mayercraft last week and introduced the song by saying, "it's miserable being around someone who's negative." Hmm, I'm guessing he's not talking about Perez Hilton.

John Mayer likes media attention and that pissed Jennifer Aniston off (one of the major reasons they broke up), but now that John Mayer is single again, he is free to get as much media attention as he likes. I have to admit that I'm really starting to appreciate John Mayer.

So what do you think of "Heartbreak Warfare"? I think it at least goes to show that Jennifer Aniston was a source of inspiration to some degree.

John Mayer Made Out With Perez Hilton

John Mayer did some stand up comedy the other day and who knew that John Mayer is downright hilarious!?!

He goes on this tangent about being gay and having made out with Perez Hilton to show him who the man is. John Mayer admitted that he kissed Perez Hilton and then went on to say that every man has thought about going gay at some point in his life.

Now I don't know about you, but I think that John Mayer is onto something. That, or he heard so much about Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston that he wants to dip into that. I'm just saying.

So now John Mayer is partially gay. It's kinda gross to imagine him making out with Perez Hilton, who really is one of the most unattractive men I have ever encountered.

John Mayer Dresses up in Stewie's Sailor Suit

John Mayer has taken ashore on his 4-day Mayercraft cruise. Last time he dressed up in Borat's swimsuit, this time John Mayer dressed up like he's on he set of Love Boat: What Really Happened.

John Mayer admits that he's going through a juvenile phase that includes dressing like his favorite song is "YMCA," and Twittering about 75 times a day, but hopes that one day, he grows up and becomes a man.

What do I think? Great legs, John... who does your waxing?

Jennifer Aniston Dumped John Mayer Because of his Twitter Obsession

I wouldn't be surprised if this were true because John Mayer, like Ashton Kutcher, does seem obsessed with Twitter. Well, that's the reason "they" are saying that Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer (and not the other way around).

I could just imagine that conversation between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer:

"John, either you stop Twatting or it's over."
"Hey, I'm still waiting on the world to change and Twatting is helping me do that."
[With tears in her eyes] "John, it's obvious you love Twatting more than me, so it is soooo over."
"You know what, Jennifer? Maybe if you could stop being so insecure and just let go of Brad Pitt, things would be so much better between us. Oh! That would make an awesome Twat."
"I'm gone, John. You are so uncool."

I bet that's exactly how it happened. Poor Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer chose a computer twat over, well, you know...

John Mayer Wants to Tell All

If this is true then John Mayer is a bigger asswipe than I first imagined. It seems John Mayer is set to make $10 million for a tell-all book in which he reveal the intimate details of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. 

One of the big chapters would include the time that Jennifer Aniston called John Mayer "Brad" in bed. To be quite honest, after you've had Brad Pitt, there really is nowhere to go but down. And John Mayer is pretty low on the scale, even though he is great in bed from what most women say.

Besides that, John Mayer will reveal Jennifer Aniston's fitness regime, which, word has it, is incredibly fierce, her temper tantrums and, of course, their crazy sex play. 

I'm not sure how lengthy such a book would be, but I imagine John Mayer would sprinkle in some chapters devoted to Jessica Simpson and any other semi-famous chick he's managed to play wonderland with. 

John Mayer's people deny the story, but after John Mayer revealed everything about their first breakup to TMZ for free, I imagine he'd jump at the chance to bag $10 mil to tell all.

John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston

Ah, here we go again. Now rumors abound that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston after she returned from her promotional tour of Marley & Me abroad. Apparently, John Mayer's contract to play Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is over and so he dumped her ass.

Of course, you can't really take this to heart considering that John Mayer hasn't Twittered about it yet, and you know John Mayer Twitters about everything lately.

Perhaps Jennifer Aniston's commentary that she will "always love Brad Pitt" put him over the edge.

Justin Timberlake Makes Fun of John Mayer on Jimmy Fallon

Justin Timberlake makes fun of John Mayer on Jimmy Fallon's new late night talk show and man does he do an amazing job.

Justin Timberlake is becoming somewhat of a comedic genius and his rendition of "Daughters" is on the money. John Mayer hopefully has a sense of humor about all this and doesn't start ranting and raving on his blog about it.

Oh, and Justin Timberlake also kills it in an impression of Michael McDonald. The magic starts at about 6:15.

Jennifer Aniston tell John Mayer to Shut His Trap

Jennifer Aniston made sure to tell John Mayer that he better keep his trap shut this time around. And not only his mouth, he better keep his fingers to himself... at least when it comes to blogging. 

Jennifer Aniston wants to keep their relationship private and intimate rather than constantly sharing every mover they make with TMZ. I'm not sure if John Mayer can handle that, but then, I'm sure he already got all the publicity he needed the first time around. 

Stay tuned for more news on their quintuplet pregnancy and upcoming shotgun wedding.