Channing Tatum Stripping Video

Channing Tatum is sexy as hell, even at 18, wearing a thong and lip syncing on stage, he proved that he was the man. And man does he have a package!

We love you Channing Tatum!

The song in the beginning is by Shai and is called "Comforter".

LeBron James Basket Wins the Game

If you don't get the chills from this LeBron James video, even if you don't like basketball, you're cold, baby, cold. 

LeBron James nails a three-pointer to win the game with only 1 second left in the game and his team is losing 95 to 93 to the Orlando Magic. I mean, come on, LeBron James deserves mad props for this. 

Kara DioGuardi Bikini Body

Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini. 

Kara DioGuardi ripped off her dress to show off her abs after she finished singing the song, and you could tell that Katrina Darrell had no idea it was going to happen. According to her they "turned my mic off, so obviously they wanted to hear her sing..."

When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."

Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Video

Lindsay Lohan visits Ellen DeGeneres today and ends up talking about Sam Ronson. Lindsay Lohan does her best to clear up all the gossip being written about her online, but admits that she had no idea that Sam Ronson was dumping her.

Lindsay Lohan also admits that her career is in the crapper and she needs to get back in the game, and even says that perhaps her relationship with Sam Ronson was destroying her more than helping her. 

Lindsay Lohan still fesses up, however, that she is still very much in love with Sam Ronson and hopes to one day reconcile. 

Lindsay Lohan Does a Dating Ad

When the world is laughing at you, you can do one of two things: you can shave your head and attack people with umbrellas, or, you could laugh at yourself. Lindsay Lohan chose the latter and she did a great job of it.

Lindsay Lohan did a spoof (or is it?) dating ad in search of love and she addresses all the things that are being said about in gossip magazines and blogs. Lindsay Lohan admits that she's newly single (or she thinks so) and takes credit for selling most gossip rags. 

So what do you think? Does Lindsay Lohan still have the acting chops? I say yes.

Susan Boyle Britain Got Talent Video

I have to admit that when Susan Boyle walked onto the stage of Britain's Got Talent, I thought she was going to suck. I guess because of the way it was built up. But when she belted out the first lyric, I got goosebumps and felt like an idiot.

I didn't feel like an idiot... I felt the way Simon Cowell felt - shocked and awed. Susan Boyle, get yourself a good stylist and you'll make it all the way to the top on Britain's Got Talent, baby!

How One Man Prepares to Attract Women

There's this guy, see, and he takes attracting women very seriously. No, I mean very, very seriously. I'm not sure if he's pulling a Tom Cruise-like act, or if he's for real. It's probably the latter.

Anyway, he starts lip-synching and dancing his pretty little heart out. And if you listen to the ritual he goes through before going to a "social gathering" to "attract women," you can bet that he will never end up in your bed. 

Enjoy. And keep in mind that - he is not alone.

Billy Bob Thornton Cancels Canadian Tour

After Billy Bob Thornton was stupid enough to call Canadians "mashed potatoes without the gravy" on a local radio station, he was met at a concert in Toronto with full-on boos on April 10, 2009. Billy Bob Thornton and his useless band then proceeded to leave the stage because no one really wanted to hear them.

This all began because Billy Bob Thornton got pissed off because radio host Jian Ghomeshi brought up his acting career upon introducing him and his band The Boxmasters, and Billy Bob Thornton started pouting like a little biah (see video below).

Now Billy Bob Thornton has cancelled his Canadian tour because some of the band members are "sick" (which is code for, everyone's asking for their money back), and he's headed back to a place where he's more comfortable.  Looks like Angie Jo really did give him the kiss of death, huh?

Funny 911 Calls

Jay Leno did a segment on The Tonight Show where he aired actual 9-1-1 calls from stupid people who should be fined for what they're doing.

The 9-1-1 calls are pretty damn funny, but the best one, by far, is the very last one. So make sure you listen to the last 9-1-1 call because it is definitely worth it.

And for the record, the one with the stupid chick who called 9-1-1 from McDonald's because they didn't have Chicken McNuggets isn't on it.

Zac Efron Throws a Pool Party For Funny or Die

Zac Efron and his buddies - Vanessa Hudgens, Carmen Electra, Brody Jenner, Queen Latifah, Nicole Richie, and many more - put together this video exclusively for Funny or Die. And while it's not really that funny, you will die after seeing it. Lame, I know.

Anyway, Zac Efron's cheesy uncle shows up and embarrasses him and tries to sleep with everyone present. Given, there are a couple of times where you might crack a smile, but overall, this video was put together to show you that Funny or Die can get many celebrities together and make a spoof.

Yay!

Adam Lambert Performs Mad World on American Idol

Adam Lambert has officially proven that he is in a league of his own. After performing "Mad World" from the year he was born, American Idol had run off its allotted time slot and only Simon Cowell was able to comment.

And what did Simon do? He gave Adam Lambert a much deserved standing O. The performance gave me chills and you know that it's going to be the most downloaded song of the night on iTunes.

What did you think of it? Shouldn't they just sign Adam Lambert now and get it over with? It's not fair to the other contestants.

Eminem's We Made You Video

Eminem is back, but he has nothing new to offer this time around. Yes, Eminem goes after the usual suspects - Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson - but it just feels like I saw this video in 2006.

I adore Eminem and must say he looks pretty damn good (he was getting fat for a while there), but he really needs to step up his game if he wants to get back in the good graces of his fans.

So watch the video, "We Made You" and let me know what you think. I think it has a great chorus but that's about it.

Gary Coleman Hates White People

I know, I know. Gary Coleman should not be making the gossip headlines, but this video is pretty interesting. Gary Coleman lets the world know that he thinks that white people are just, just... he can't find the words.

Gary Coleman is angry and bitter... probably because people still run up to him and say, "Watcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?" every time he goes out. That, and the fact that he's pretty short. 

Anyway, Gary Coleman is shown talking smack about white folks. But the best part of the video is at the very end when Gary Coleman jumps up to slap a DJ. Now that's entertainment. 

Obama Says F*ck You

Thanks to the boys over at College Humor, Barack Obama tells it like it is. He tells the crowd "F*ck you" over and over again.

To be fair, the crowd deserves it. After all, they're holding up all these signs and they just won't settle down. Thanks to Barack Obama, that's a change I can definitely believe in.

John Mayer Debuts Heartbreak Warfare Song

John Mayer debuted his new breakup song "Heartbreak Warfare" aboard the Mayercraft last week and introduced the song by saying, "it's miserable being around someone who's negative." Hmm, I'm guessing he's not talking about Perez Hilton.

John Mayer likes media attention and that pissed Jennifer Aniston off (one of the major reasons they broke up), but now that John Mayer is single again, he is free to get as much media attention as he likes. I have to admit that I'm really starting to appreciate John Mayer.

So what do you think of "Heartbreak Warfare"? I think it at least goes to show that Jennifer Aniston was a source of inspiration to some degree.

John Mayer Made Out With Perez Hilton

John Mayer did some stand up comedy the other day and who knew that John Mayer is downright hilarious!?!

He goes on this tangent about being gay and having made out with Perez Hilton to show him who the man is. John Mayer admitted that he kissed Perez Hilton and then went on to say that every man has thought about going gay at some point in his life.

Now I don't know about you, but I think that John Mayer is onto something. That, or he heard so much about Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston that he wants to dip into that. I'm just saying.

So now John Mayer is partially gay. It's kinda gross to imagine him making out with Perez Hilton, who really is one of the most unattractive men I have ever encountered.

Kris Allen Performs Aint No Sunshine

Kris Allen was, by far, the best performer on last night's (March 31, 2009) American Idol. Adam Lambert sang "Play That Funky Music" and David Gokey is beginning to annoy me because he sings the same way every time.

Kris Allen sat his sexy ass down at a piano and made love to that microphone. Oh, that Kris Allen really knows how to keep the ladies swooning. I know, I know, he's married, but that won't stop the crazy tweens from attacking him and wishing bad things on his wife.

So now it looks like Kris Allen is a contender.

Gilles Marini Does the Argentine Tango

Gilles Marini rocked the house on March 30, 2009 on Dancing with the Stars and scored himself a perfect 30. Gilles Marini and partner Cheryl Burke danced the Argentine Tango and man, I'm pretty sure that every woman in that room wishes she were in his arms.

The man can move, and proved last night that sex literally oozes from ever freakin' pore on Gilles Marini's body.

Keri Hilson Performs with Lil Wayne

Keri Hilson, whom you probably know as the girl voice in Timbaland's "The Way I Are," has her own album coming out soon and here she is performing with Lil Wayne. At about 3:10, Keri Hilson says, "Let me tell y'all something..."

Keri Hilson then lifts Lil Wayne's shirt and says "Ain't a damn thing little about this Wayne." Wow, clever... except for the fact that he's 5'6". Yes, yes, I know she's inferring that he's a human tripod.

Nevertheless, it's obvious that Keri Hilson will do whatever it takes to make it big, and more power to her. Hopefully, her music is actually good, but she really needs to step up that weave (see above). In a Perfect World is set for release on March 31, 2009 (today).

Barack Obama Thinks There are 57 States

I never thought that I would see the day when Barack Obama pulled a George W. Bush, but here it is. 

Barack Obama tells his audience that he has traveled to every state, all 57 of them, but his people wouldn't allow him to go to Hawaii and Alaska. Ouch! He must be confusing the U.S. with Heinz's 57 varieties of food products. It's an honest, and most forgivable, mistake.

Poor Barack Obama, any time he makes a mistake like saying that there are 57 states, we're going to tell him he pulled a Dubya. So then, shouldn't I be saying, poor Dubya? Hmm, food for thought.