Britney Spears Not a Squirrel Eater

It's always common for famous celebrities to have the most ridiculous stories printed about them in tabloids. Britney Spears is always an easy target for the most bizarre things attributed to her - one of which is that squirrel meat has been on her diet list! In her official website, the 28 year old blonde singer listed the top 75 articles among the 13,000 stories about her that were the most 'absurd'.

Britney Spears promoters in her website thought that some of these stories were "patently absurd or simply offensive", so they "ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous" and listed the "Top 75 Bull%*&t Britney Spears stories" of 2009. The Britney Spears squirrel eater rumor came from a London tabloid that utterly exposed that the singer's family used to eat squirrel meat during her "trailer park childhood". The Daily Star alleged that this revelation had sent "sales of squirrel meat soaring" as fans "snapped up squirrel, rabbit and possum meat from butchers and restaurants". Britney Spears, of course, denied that squirrels were part of her family's menu.

Britney Spears and Sons Cover Elle Magazine

After the Australian concert boo-boos she got from lip synching, life goes on for Britney Spears. She and her sons (Jayden and Sean) are covering for the Elle Magazine January 2010 issue.

In this issue, Britney got to wear designer couture from Christian Louboutin and Valentino. From the looks of her pictures when she was wearing teal goatskin coat with fox fur and marabou-feather trim, Britney Spears appears to be unmoved by her recent controversies.

 

Although she's no longer number one in the search engines, Britney garnered a Grammy nomination for Best Dance Recording for her single Womanizer, while her newest single 3 is gaining momentum in the Billboard charts. Not everything is bad for Britney after all!

John Mayer Defends Britney Spears Lip Synching in Australia Concert

Britney Spears is really upset that her Australian fans are issuing their complaints regarding her lip synching in her concert in Perth last Friday (November 6). After just three songs, angry fans started to storm out of the venue because they thought the tickets they bought between $182 and $1370 was not worth it because she was lip synching! Good thing, Britney gained an ally in the person of John Mayer. The 31 year old Mayer was also in Australia to promote his album. He said in his Twitter that: "If you're shocked that Britney was lip-synching at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you."

Fans were outraged because of the high ticket prices and the 'impersonal' treatment of Britney Spears herself. The 27 year old Womanizer singer did not even complement Perth as the venue but she gave a generic welcome saying: 'What's up Australia?' What's up with that, Britney? It's simply rude not to mention the city you're in when greeting your audience. That's just too lame.

 

Proof to this, a Britney Spears fan named Wendy Di Renzo lamented that the concert "was so impersonal" and Britney did not even bother to interact properly with her audience. What's worse is that "there were no big TV screens projecting the action, so if you didn't know Britney, you might have even doubted it was her". Another angry fan blurted out that: "I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synched the whole thing". Because of these, politicians in Australia are now trying to enact a law that will force music promoters to inform people whether a concert will be live or lip-synched beforehand. Britney, you better be good because you're going in Melbourne for another concert on November 11!

Miley Cyrus: 2009 Worst Celebrity Influence

Hooray for Miley Cyrus! She's got another thorn down her throat after Noah Lindsey appeared in a dominatrix Halloween costume! That's right, Miley Cyrus was crowned as the Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009 on an online poll from AOL. The 16 year old Disney tween queen gained a whopping 42 percent in the poll for AOL's JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website. This site is targeting 9 to 15 year-olds. Miley topped other celebs with "negative vibes" on the youth. Britney Spears is second to Miley, while infamous rapper Kanye West ranked third, respectively. Whoa! These kids really know who they should they look up to, don't they?

Although no reason whatsoever was given why Miley Cyrus ranked the poorest among the other celebrities in question, reports say that the negative vibes might have come from her dating a 20 year old Justin Gaston or her chinky eyed prank that was all well criticized by the public. JSYK.com editor Stephanie Cohen belives that "Miley is in an interesting space where she is trying to graduate from being 'Hannah Montana' and a Disney channel celebrity and coming into her own and having a career beyond Disney". Maybe it's about time to clean up your act, Miley. Or else, someone's literally gonna snatch up your fame like Taylor Swift or Katy Perry.

Schwarzenegger Toughens Up on Paparazzi

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a new Anti-Paparazzi law that would excessively fine them for invading a celebrity's right to privacy. This will not only apply for paparazzi alone but for all the media outlets who will purchase the "unlawful and unauthorized" photos.

It can be recalled that celebrities have had falling out with paparazzis before like Jennifer Aniston whose photos of her in underwear were taken using a high-powered telephoto lens to shoot her in her own backyard. Aniston received $550,000 and apology for this invasion of privacy. Britney Spears also infamously umbrella-smashed an SUV of a photographer who annoyed her. However, celebrity columnist Ben Widdicombe chimed in that those paparazzi photos we see in magazines are often orchestrated by celebrities themselves. For instance, Britney Spears herself will have an assistant announce when they will be leaving the gates. The new law will fine paparazzi $50,000 when take and sell unauthorized photos of celebrities in "personal or familial activity." Quite harsh for that, Governor Schwarzenegger! Maybe next time, you pair that law by applying a ceiling price for celebrities that force media companies to cough up millions for their exclusive photos. Here's the CNN report on this new California Anti-Paparazzi law.

Britney Spears Concert Walkout in Vancouver

Britney Spears left the crowd hanging in the midst of her concert in GM Place Vancouver Wednesday night April 8. Britney walked out of the stage due to severe ventilation issues -- she has just done 3 songs in 15 minutes right after she started when the pop diva decided to retreat back stage because the building is awfully filled with cigarette smoke. The crowd booed and jeered for almost half an hour waiting as they were expecting much from Britney as this is part of her sold-out Circus concert tour.

The Vancouver Sun reported that an announcement was made after Britney's walking off the stage: "The building is awfully smoky. It is uncomfortable for everyone on stage, including Ms. Spears. Please extinguish all cigarettes – this is a non-smoking building, and the show will resume when the smoke on the stage is cleared." The crowd were already agitated because they became impatient about this delay. Britney resumed to finished her concert and concluding it by singing "Womanizer" while quipping "Vancouver, don't smoke weed!". After the Vancouver concert hiccup, Britney Spears released a statement in her website saying that: "We want to apologize to all the fans who attended our Vancouver show tonight for the brief pause in Britney's set. Crew members above the stage became ill due to a ventilation issue."

Miley Cyrus Dethrones Britney Spears as Tween Queen

Yesterday, Britney was the "It Girl"... the "Queen B" -- the Tween Queen! Now, Miley Cyrus had allegedly dethroned her according the new PopEater.com survey. The NY Daily News reported that nearly 32 percent of teenagers who were surveyed agreed that Miley of Hannah Montana fame is their favorite idol -- although 10 percent did not necessarily agree that Miley Cyrus is a good role model!

Britney Spears just got a measly 4 percent vote as she is still now still recuperating from her scandalous setbacks before. On the other hand, it is country singer Taylor Swift who has the greatest influence among tweens. Here's the link to the full article about Miley Cyrus being the current Tween Queen.

Britney Spears is Being Called Fat

Because there is no point in critiquing Britney Spears on her vocal talents during her concerts, critics are instead focusing on what's being called her "jelly belly." Worse yet, other are calling Britney Spears "Bulky Spears." Ouch.

Of course, as you can imagine, Britney Spears is now starving herself and looking into liposuction to remedy the problem, but I think I know what's really going on here...

Because Britney Spears has turned normal on us, bloggers and entertainment news sites are trying to bring back the crazy girl by poking and prodding her where it hurts. They figure that if they keep on throwing insults at her, perhaps eventually she'll grab an umbrella and attack someone before taking a razor to her mane. And who knows, she might even dangle one of her kids off a balcony... bad bloggers, bad.

JASON TRAWICK - Is Jason Trawick Britney's New Kevin?

Jason Trawick is Britney Spear's talent manager and she seems cannot stop laying her hands off him. Yes, you heard it right! Rumors has it that Britney is indeed secretly dating 37 year old Jason Trawick . Although Trawick and Spears have not yet confirmed the veracity of reports, the reports say that Trawick was already spotted traveling with Spears in four Circus on tour concerts.



Here's a prank video about a kid wanting to go to prom with Britney -- it featured Jason Trawick:

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Britney Spears' If U Seek Amy Video

Britney Spears is making parents crazy once again with her new single, "If U Seek Amy". If you haven't figured it out yet, if you say it slowly, it translates into F-U-C-K Me.

Yup, that clever little Britney Spears has all these little tweens singing "If U Seek Amy" loud and proud, which is pretty sad. Parents have to listen to their little kids singing the song and having no idea what they're actually singing.

I mean, we had "Like A Virgin" and we were pretty oblivious, but this might be taking things a step further. If you listen to the song, it's pretty blatant that Britney Spears is asking to be f*&^ed.

Britney Spears Has a Wardrobe Malfunction During Concert

During her Tampa Bay concert, Britney Spears is heard yelling, "Okay, my pussy is hanging out!" over the PA, which is hilarious because you know she lip synchs, so she probably forgot that her mic was even on.

Ah, leave it to Britney Spears to accidentally start yet another controversy without even trying. It seems that the world is cracking up over Britney Spears yelling about her vaginal wardrobe malfunction for the entire crowd to hear loud and clear.

Britney Spears Kicks off her Circus Tour in New Orleans

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour on March 2, 2009, and what a show it was. The concert is chock full of circus performers and Britney Spears even gets sawed in half during the show.

Of course, Britney Spears is still lip synching the whole damn thing, but that didn't stop fans from attending the show and paying top dollar for tickets.

And I don't know if it's just me, but it seems like Britney Spears just can't seem to keep her balance in heels and she's not nearly as animated with her choreography as she used to be. Nevertheless, fans are showing up in the thousands to see what Britney Spears will do next.

If U Seek Amy Choreography For Video

There's a lot of anticipation surrounding Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy" video and I'm guessing it's because the song is about getting F U C K'd.

Some video of the choreography has been posted on Britney Spears' website and it looks like it's going to live up to the hype because the boys in the video are going to be hot. Britney Spears looks all kinds of sexy not that she put the Cheetos down and hopped onto a treadmill, so If U Seek Amy is going to be a huge hit, even if it doesn't get any radio play.

Britney Spears Looks Fit, Wants K-Fed Back

Britney Spears is back to its pre-children and Cheetos self. Britney Spears has been working hard for her upcoming tour but is having a hard time dealing with the welfare case that her ex-husband Kevin Federline is dating.

Apparently, Britney Spears thought the two might reconcile after going to a couple of counseling sessions, but the only reason Kevin Federline agreed was so that the two could be more civil when it came to the children.

Britney Spears is looking hot so hopefully she'll move on and may even meet a nice fella... or two.